9/10 of the law

It’s when a daughter steals her lovely mothers clothing and claims it as her own.

Christina stole Vickie’s dress and wears it all the time. That’s 9/10 of the law right there.

by Pancake Hippo August 04, 2023

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Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

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April 9 - National Dirty Texting and Nudes day

APRIL 9 is National Dirty Texting and Nudes day!

Text that somebody special everything you wish you could do to them and show them what they’re missing out on!!

New chat - Hey! Today is April 9 - National dirty texting and nudes day! I want to fuck you!…here’s what you’re missing out on

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Received chat - I would love that…come over!!

by fuckdonkeysass April 09, 2024

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9 of swords

9 of swords is a tarot card that represents a shit ton of bad things. If you draw this card, pray to every single god since the beginning of time that life chooses to go easy on you.

Amanda: What the shit?! I drew amazing cards and then a 9 of swords?! I’m going to kms
Jamie: awesome, can you pop a titty gorgeous?

by i want to f u c k ur mom May 06, 2021

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