National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

May 22nd

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day

by Yeah133 May 22, 2022

Cheat on your gf day

November 2nd is national cheat on your girlfriend day

Have you cheated on your gf yet today? It’s national cheat on your gf day.

by Sjanna November 1, 2021

national give your lover a ring day

February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring

“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”

by ilikemyman February 17, 2024

National hug your crush day

national hug your crush day on June 7th. make sure to hug your crush!

*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*

by hug your crush June 5, 2022

button up your lip your ship is sinking

Buttoning up your lip means to quit snitching on your people or yourself for your ship is sinking

Yo rat button up your lip your ship is sinking

by HollowLlama January 26, 2018

gripping your dome

When someone grabs the back of your head and clutches it.until the person stops

Wyd... Nun just gripping your dome
Yo stop

by Vaye November 14, 2015

Cool your shoes

Chill the fuck out

Baby cool your shoes.

by Cool your shoes September 19, 2018