National Grab ass day

1st September, the holy day to grab and smack some ass. Boy or girl it doesn't matter, just grab that shit man

Girl: "Did you just grab my ass?"

Boy: "Yeah it's national grab ass day, remember?"
Girl: "Oh alright no problem"

by NotFeliciathebird August 30, 2022

Tom ass

He is a plate

"tom ass was up till 5am playing video games"
"tom ass put on his moms makup and looks like a monster"
what have we learned?

tomass is a bad boy. he deserves to be thrown

by ye plait peeple June 24, 2023

ass

something i eat every friday

i love ass
ass deep in my balls

by gragballs July 13, 2022

Ass Badge

A funny/weird badge of choice awarded to the person getting the most ass in a set group of friends that is agreed to be worn at all times until they are "dethroned" by another member in the group.

I'm getting the Ass Badge tonight!

by Downtown Girls June 19, 2008

assed out

when you get drunk and make an ass out of yourself. then finally pass out.

bro she was so drunk she acted a damn fool, now she’s assed out in your brothers bed.

by jfurrrbabyy May 8, 2019

mark-ass-bitch

Also known as a Marc-ass-bitch; a man that is very much in the friend zone, he’ll even FAMILY zone but still proceeds to make advances on you and even exposes himself to you KNOWING you are not okay with it. Also incredibly short and unfunny

Marc Astacio speaks
“mark-ass-bitch” -me

by tundrcvnt August 16, 2025

X-ass 360

When a woman's lower body is the same shape and size of her ass all the way around.

Damn, that fat chick was rockin' an x-ass 360!!

by Phuqawlthat June 19, 2019