flat ass bookin

Moving as fast as you possibly can, usually used to describe a medical helicopter flying as fast as they possibly can in order to save a life.
*sound of helicopter overhead*
“Hey? What’s that sound?”
*listening*
“That’s the sound of Metro Life Flight flat ass bookin!”
by trparky February 17, 2021
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ass-hisstance

Refers to one or more whooshy/odiferous anal-exhalations dat someone "helpfully" releases on your behalf, such as to provide auditory and/or olfactory "cover" for a fart or other raucous/stinky social indiscretion of your own, to join with others in providing a fartification-line for keeping a less-than-welcome/desirable human at bay, etc.
I can't help snickering in certain public situations where something extremely laugh-inducing occurs but expressing amusement would e considered rude, so I always bring along a baked-beans-loving buddy to provide emergency ass-hisstance in such instances.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS
by 10xValue September 24, 2021
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ass mousse

When dried semen gets stuck in an untrimmed ass hair.
"My friend said her crack was itchy because her ass mousse dried around her thong"
by Poundcakes January 17, 2017
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ass-sistance

What every eager tongue-lolling stud in town wants to give a cute chick wif an equally-cute posterior, so dat they'll have an excuse to touch, stroke, pat, squeeze, massage, spank, etc. said "delightful derriere".
Amused cutie: I never need help sitting down, brushing dust/snow off my behind, soothing my butt after sitting on hard/uneven surfaces, etc., but I still always agreeably allow my male friends to administer said "ass-sistance" to me, since I know dat they love pleasuring their thirsting hands on my warm pillowy booty.
by QuacksO March 05, 2023
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Chank ass

When something is of bad quality, poor value, cringe or crusty. Could also be used to refer to a negative mental/physical state.
That guy? He's pretty chank ass.
I am gonna call in sick today, i'm feeling too chank ass...
by Glossyngner July 10, 2021
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turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down
Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.
by Antiwack-man January 03, 2019
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