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Your dutch

Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.
Your dutch for making such foolish mistakes.
by Redbeard guy March 11, 2021
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Murder Your Mean Partner Day

Damn she’s being a bitch, I can’t wait for the 8th of October because it’s Murder Your Mean Partner Day!
by Mikey Furlong ;) September 30, 2022
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nuts on your head

when a person name Lawrence shoves his nuts into his mom's mouth
by BDM!(&% May 14, 2018
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this behemoth sentence is your mom

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by hudfgdfvgdgnlkjf d; July 1, 2022
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Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”
Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”
by madscatraz November 22, 2017
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Be Mean To Your Friends day

May 29th, Be mean to your friends day is a day to be mean to your friends just to confuse them!
You: You suck
Friend: WHAT? WHY??
You: Haha got you its May 29th, Be mean to your friends day.
by NeoDeadbolt May 29, 2023
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Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women
I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!
by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021
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