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School is a place where children die. At the end of the day when children get on the bus to go home they get mad at the parents for making them go to a place where your brain gets tortured for 6 hours.
Parents: Timmy! it's time for school!
Timmy: Can we go get the new fortnite additio instead? please please!!
Timmy's father: After school.
After school
Timmy's mother: your teacher gave me homework and said you have been bad you are grouded for a week!
by a random Samoan person. July 27, 2020
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bring your gf to school day

Nov 17 is being your gf to school day *cough cough*ANDREW*cough cough*
oh it’s november 16 which means it’s bring your gf to school day! i should pick my girlfriend up from work and bring her to school with me in the morning
by listen to this November 16, 2022
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School

Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Lives. It is a prison. You are told what to do, what to wear and there is no going against it. You would never ever want to go there.
by itsnotme1091 December 29, 2024
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Glenbrook Middle School

A fucking shitty prison, located in New Westminster, British Columbia.
The Google Maps page for the school was once hacked and renamed to 'Education factory (we have a microwave)', which was interesting.
The school is well known for students that write the F slur on random stuff.
Mom, I don't want to go to Glenbrook Middle School! The people on Urban Dictionary say it's a 'fucking shitty prison'!
by GlenbrookMiddleSchool May 11, 2022
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School

Useless boring torture for people under the age of 18 to attempt to teach you things with an extremely outdated system that only ever works if you have an amazing teacher (it never works)
Ex: "I don't want to go to school today"
" well if it helps honey, your friends are all saying the same thing right now"
by Biker_dude January 19, 2020
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School

by McChicken9241 April 27, 2021
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School

Hell.....(or how adults say because they have been brain washed a place were you "learn" o come on people it's hell and if you think everything you learned there helped you in life then fuck you)
School is a way of punishment
by Mary Pary June 14, 2018
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