Siamese Dick

When your dick and balls are stuck together so bad from sweat, grime, and fromunda, that they won’t easily separate in order to pee, resulting in a poor stream.

My siamese dick is back today. It’s 90 degrees out and when I went to piss I needed two hands to free it from my sack.

by Goosey Goose July 22, 2020

Dick

Mezzbrix

Mezzbrixs loves when his dick goes up when he sees lemonpanda11

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

Dicked

Completed or finished, over with

Well, at least we got Monday dicked.

by twobytwo6624 July 28, 2020

Big dick giddy

The biggest lie in the book.

rob: bdg
Carl: Big Dick Giddy
Rob: Does he even have a dick?

by Somebody Knows, Not you July 29, 2020

dick wearer

A cishet man who's annoying or problematic, and sexist.

Chad: "women overreact with their periods."
Elle: "nobody asked for a dick wearer's opinion."

by MajestyOfFandom July 29, 2020

Teary Dick

Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.

He stayed at home and masturbated with his tears because he had no one to go out with therefore he is a teary dick.

by Tulsagrit August 1, 2020

Dick Nose

A very sexy but odd looking nose

Did you see Lilly’s dick nose

by 🤘🏿🤟🏿👆🏿👇🏿👈🏻🖖🏿👆🏿🤘🏿👆🏿 August 3, 2020