Fuck me I'm so bored

Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.

"I don't know what to do.. Fuck me I'm so bored"

by Flexxed June 28, 2017

I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.

1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue

by L-S-D October 5, 2005

worthless fucking ree ree

what a person is considered when they have never clutched once fucking ever.

Yuri is a worthless fucking ree ree.

by Clutz February 14, 2006

momma said fuck you up

Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.

Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit

by pie_fucker November 9, 2009

giant dose of shut the fuck up

What you should give someone who talks way too loud, way too much.

Omg, Angela needs a double giant dose of shut the fuck up!! D:

by KaiitiiX January 13, 2009

i ain't fucking wit you

I'm not playing with you or I'm not being with your any more

You got jokes , I ain't fucking wit you

by Gnuts24 September 22, 2017

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013