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Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain
by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024
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Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!
Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens
by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020
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EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.
Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.
by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019
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Raid Shit

An incredibly useful, but useless skill.

Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Raid leader: "Break time 2 minutes"
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."
by aerolock March 13, 2018
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fly shit

meaning you be having a nice outfit on or like you putting that shit on.
Damn, thats some fly shit you got on
by username___897 April 27, 2024
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Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025
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Toein’ the shits

When you’re walking a dangerous line of starting some shit
1: I told that girl her dress was ugly
2: dude you’re really toein’ the shits with her
by C00ikiem0nster June 13, 2022
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