testing my Jesus

When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.

If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.

by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep

"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said

by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021

oh my niggagod

the definition of “oh my niggagod” is oh my god nigga

“oh my niggagod ur so fucking retarted killyourself”

by stunnaforvegas August 21, 2023

Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

My Nina

nyc for ‘my girl’ or ‘my bitch’ derived from spanish, ‘nina’ meaning girl or little girl

Jaden: Get on fort bro

You:Na not rn im with my nina.

by goatvanna March 28, 2025

I shaved my head

A got a new curly sew-in 😋

Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for

by Reniii January 1, 2024

fo shizzle my nizzo

for sure/absolutly/yes

"yo iz we gonna hit up the club tonight?"
"fo shizzle my nizzo"

by tec September 8, 2003