Fuck me I'm so bored

Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.

"I don't know what to do.. Fuck me I'm so bored"

by Flexxed June 28, 2017

I ain't got a fucking clue

Phrase used by simpletons across the globe when confronted with a simple challenge. Often this stupidity can be faked, and the use of this phrase can become a cop out.

1st person - Can you help me with this task
2nd person - Don't ask me. I ain't got a fucking clue about none of that shit

1st person - Can you tell me how to do something
2nd person - I ain't got a fucking clue

by L-S-D October 5, 2005

worthless fucking ree ree

what a person is considered when they have never clutched once fucking ever.

Yuri is a worthless fucking ree ree.

by Clutz February 14, 2006

giant dose of shut the fuck up

What you should give someone who talks way too loud, way too much.

Omg, Angela needs a double giant dose of shut the fuck up!! D:

by KaiitiiX January 13, 2009

i ain't fucking wit you

I'm not playing with you or I'm not being with your any more

You got jokes , I ain't fucking wit you

by Gnuts24 September 22, 2017

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face

A tosser who sports a beard all year round even though it makes his face look like a badger wrestling with a ferret in a cave!

Glass Eyed Bearded Fuck Face
Eaxamples of this can be seen in the late and great Steve Jobs , Ricky Tomlinson , moors murderer Peter Sutcliffe. JA & RT

by The Spoof Slayer February 1, 2013

I've got 50p, fuck you

When you only have 50p to pay for something.

Person: "How much is this?"

Person 2: "That's 2£ sir"

Person: "i've got 50p, fuck you" *leaves store with product*

Person 2: "that's not good my brudda!"

by 69Xxx_pussy_slayer_xxX69 February 11, 2021