my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023

My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022

Fisting my Tiramisu

Punching a dessert or taking the piss

Jamie, stop doin that...you fisting my Tiramisu?

by Kendotronic3000 February 9, 2022

Roasting my face off

When someone’s doing something that annoys you

Bro Daniel’s been roasting my face off all day

by Dirtymoneydotty420 April 11, 2024

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls

Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house

by Bignast420 March 7, 2021