Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.

Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”

by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023

Poudre Valley High School

Hicks

Did ya hear about the hicks tryna hide the powder at Poudre Valley High School?

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

werneth school

a place full of shit teachers and annoying yr7s that think they're on badness, never make the mistake my mum made sending me there.

what's the school w 2.7 ratings? werneth school.

by operationL June 22, 2023

Chichester Middle School

deep in the amazon jungle there is a school full of ratchet bitches, fags, degenerates, sped kids and cool kids

Alaquanisha: i attend the chichester middle school
Jaquayviontavious: LEAVE

by 6packvideos June 12, 2023

school

a place were you go to do so much and cry in the bathroom and say why mom and dad WHY!

son hi mom and dad

son uh mom dad what this

mom it a backpack
son so what i use this for
mom to go to school

son what school

dad it a fun place you will see your friend there

son ok
son go to school no it a trap it is jail

by skullgang May 16, 2019

Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.

“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off”
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.

by hardboi February 3, 2020

edgewood middle school

edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.

girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!

other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.

by sandwich ur mom May 21, 2022