Sweating my ass off

Ass shitting water from heat or in embarrassment of something stupid

It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here

by Jazznight January 5, 2022

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My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

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Chasing my face to the grave

After starting fillers and Botox I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave !

I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave after using fillers and Botox

I’m Chasing my face to the grave now

by Don't be plaued January 6, 2022

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My baely

My baely is a person of which people(me) love so so much. Saying this as "My baely" the persons(me) one and only.

"I love My baely so so much" Said Coxy...

by Coxy B) January 7, 2022

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Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

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