The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

Shit

The stuff that comes out of your anus

Johnny: I took a shit.
Jim: Ok

by Shittits2468 April 30, 2019

2020 shit

Situations that seem so ridiculous, they would fit right into 2020.

A: Did you hear? A real sharknado appeared in Haiti!
B: Yeah, thats some 2020 shit.

by Vutuyashi November 23, 2020

Shit-Brink

1.)Term used to discribe someone who is doing douche things and being an instigator or when someone tries to push you over the edge or try to make you aggravated enough to fight them

2.)When a person has to take a shit so bad they are on the verge of crapping their pants.

1) "so that little shit-brink jaykwon was tryin to fuck with my shit yesterday"

"you beat dat niggas ass?"

"hell yeah, i stomped the fuck out dat pussy ass nig"

2) "I was on a shit-brink during that whole test.
I swear if the bell didnt ring soon i was about do drop a douce on the teach's desk

by mitch canadian November 4, 2010

shit shaker

A raggedy ass car.

I'm bout ready to get rid of this shit shaker. I can't get no women driving this!

by LeAndrie Deal June 26, 2016

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017

Shit Stick

Shit stick is another name for a cigar. The bigger the cigar the more it looks like a stick of tightly rolled dog shit.

Ewwww....that man (or woman) has a shit stick in his/her mouth.

What does Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Clinton have in common? That love having shit sticks in their mouths.

by I hate shit sticks September 18, 2021