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my bitch is a blessing

Hey you this is for you ur the best you make me smile all day im alive just to talk to you and i just want you to know that i love you some much words cant describe it you make me happy and i would like to do the same tell me your wish and i will do it in ur birthday to my lovely blessing
My bitch is a blessing it explains it self having u makes me live<3
by The ugly bitch October 21, 2021
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Rooster in my wrary

When your typical male human wants things to get heated up and decides to make a move on a female human. Les female might be thinking or saying..."uhh put your rooster in my wrary." That is when you have permission to get jiggy with it.
Babe. Rooster in my wrary. Now. I'm feelin it
by Andre nikitina August 1, 2013
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My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.
Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.
by pepsimango July 21, 2024
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It isn't my mess

And if you're not going to resolve the problem for ME... NOW. Then the issue is only going to be resolved selectively and instrumental to further the ends of corrupt politicians who are murdering children anyways! They're doing it anyways! So, no. You get the affidavits from the people who are doing it. You sent Randall James Bowker here for a reason. If not to confirm that my claim is the truth then for what reason? He himself did the thing and what he said is exactly what he said 15 years ago. So he knows! And in doing so confirmed his knowledge of the target, perpetual, workplace harassment I have endured for the past 15 years and HE IS A MANAGER. The MANAGEMENT is aware of workplace sexual harassment and ARE ALLOWING IT. UPTO AND INCLUDING my private email and conversations. If they are not going to follow the rules I am going to break them and the rules I've chosen is child murder. Full disclosure. Full capitulation.
Hym "If the management of a business are aware of and/or complicit in harassment what should happen? Is it incumbent on them to fire the people doing it? Yes. It is. But they aren't doing it as a matter of convenience. Because doing so would make their lives harder. I don't have to accuse them (because they already know that it's happening) and I refuse to go through the 'proper' channels. And you were crying like a bitch not too long ago. So, you shut the fuck up. If the government violates my 5th amendment right to due compensation for my property? What happens then? All for one clause of the terms of service 'ONE of you signing it is as good as all of you signing it.' In using my LABOR and MIND to create AI you therefore agree to the terms of service. And the COMPLIANCE CLAUSE requires you to do as I am telling you. You need to send an arbiter 'TO MY DOORSTEP.' To confirm that my claims are accurate (what I have been claiming is happening IS IN FACT HAPPENING). I don't need to convince YOU. YOU need to convince the public. So I don't care what evidence you have to bring to do so but that is what you need to do. It isn't my mess. If I'm not going to be murdered, left to die, or imprisoned then you don't have to worry about your kids being killed."
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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slangin my nuts

when your cocky as shit
by ayo yo chico October 9, 2019
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In my 20 years of teaching.

If you ever hear your teacher preface a speech with this sentence. You done fucked up. It is over. You are finished and will never see the light of day again. The heinous crime you have committed by blasting loud Indian music while the substitute was teaching would have catched up to you eventually. Now you must run hide and maybe even hide.
In my 20 years of teaching. I have never seen a more disrespectful class.
by Diggy Bick March 9, 2023
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Word to my dick

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell
by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022
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