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Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed
One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed
by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023
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champion shit

When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.
Yeah, we would have had some information but this one was doing champion shit and killed everyone
by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024
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Raid Shit

An incredibly useful, but useless skill.

Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Raid leader: "Break time 2 minutes"
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."
by aerolock March 13, 2018
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Shit taco

The act of farting into and filling up a vagina with a rank fart.
Man Shazza was a freak, she made me give her a shit taco.

I gave this chick a shit taco right, and she queefed it back in my face.
by Dandrew December 19, 2021
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Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025
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Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain
by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024
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