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A place where you go for 12 miserable years of your life.
School is super boring
by Cookie dough eater February 6, 2025
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Elizabeth Seton High School

Elizabeth Seton High School is located in Bladensburg, MD. Although Seton may not have the best sport we always find a way to beat the bummiest school in the WCAC also know as Bishop McNamara. Seton has great academics, great diversity, and the baddest girls. Speaking of diversity, Seton is the only school in the WCAC that hasn’t had a racism scandal. Believe that. Dematha, our supposed brother school, is weird and that is why half of our school roots for Gonzaga during their “rivalry” games. Also, stop calling us “whores on the hill”.
Girl: OMG, do you go to Elizabeth Seton High school??
Seton girl: Wait how’d you know!
Girl: Bc ur so hot!!
by setongirl February 7, 2025
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International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

International School of Nanshan Shenzhen, also known as "ISNS", if my memories wasn't annexed by important details related to the Summative Assessments. ISNS is infamous for being the greatest psychiatric hospital in Shenzhen, thousands of rich students is incarcerated in a facility that's in possession of the size of a cabin, with limited functions that perfectly describes the school's scarcity in effective architectural designs. To trap the inmates both physically and mentally, the penitentiary adopted a narrow structure which prohibits the prisoners from arbitrarily wandering on the campus; or, if they dare - laying their fingers or buttocks on any recreational facilities that are absolutely not fabricated to entertain nobody; to trap the patients mentally, the school stipulates a schedule with immense assessments and exams, arranged closely to guarantee no students may take refuge in their precious holidays.

The school's teachers hold an unhindered freedom on deciding the fates of their students, especially the High School math department. For instance, the math teachers retain the right to arrange or alter the curriculums for the entire school year. A 9th Grade teacher sewed lectures of abstract algebra and even precalculus features into the curriculum in the first three units. The assessments in the subject was so advanced that it may as well been created to trial Chinese high schoolers.
Student A: I heard the news about few people gettin' stabbed.

Student B: Oh, me too, I reckoned it's really bad. Hope they survive.

Student A: They say the victims irritated the suspect, what an irritation!
Student B: You sound like someone from our school, but anyways, they say the suspect stabbed 'em because he's a student from the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen; they provoked him by uncovering the fact that he scored a 2 on the probability unit SA.

Student A: Gee...
by チェン____ February 9, 2025
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High School Strikeout

Similar to a regular strikeout, but for high schoolers trying not to get caught smoking weed by their parents.

First, you take deep hit of weed, then while holding the hit, you put in eye drops, and then swish some mouthwash around, all before letting out the hit of weed.

This will get you high, and leave you immune to all parental scrutiny when arriving home from a sesh.
Hurry up and hit a high school strikeout, my mom's coming to pick us up at the park in 5 minutes!
by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025
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School

-Also referred to as Kid Hell, Jail, Prison, Torture.-
School - A place where unwilling minors have their circadian rhythm destroyed as they have to wake up at 5 to catch the bus. Then you have to do painstaking work for seven hours and if you don't, you will be punished. If you choose not to go to school you will go to juvie. All this causes unwanted stress, anger, depression, and mental health problems. This also makes it so you have no time to be a kid and instead just become a victim of the system.
Fun fact - I almost ran away because of school!
by Some Random Dude #6,626,810,69 February 13, 2025
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Wyalusing Valley High School

Sadly a real school with shitty sped bus level students and teachers that where if your not blowing them your more fucked than the school pedo who just got caught, *cough* *cough* Blake Manning.The only thing worse than the students and teachers is the lovely absolutely fucking useless guidance counselors who would rather see you fail or send you to the ward or rehab instead of fixing the issue and instead go in there offices and gossip and suck eachother off or something i don't know this schools fucked.
"Going to Wyalusing valley high school is like getting ass blasted in prison by your 7 foot black celly with a bowling pin for a meat hammer." johnny said while getting ass fucked in prison.
by Wetdogfarts February 14, 2025
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Davenport school of the arts

One of the best schools And NOT THE WORST ^^^.. This school consests of some of the nicest kids and lovely adults
other then some one..smth.. but other then that DSA is one of the best schools out there. its basically Harvard but for elementary and middle school !11
i love my new school.
oh really? whats it called?
DSA or davenport school of the arts. its a pretty good school
thats good to hear.
by Brownywastaken February 18, 2025
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