harassing my cat

Another term for female masturbation

Im busy harassing my cat.

by kentuckygurl_09 October 3, 2016

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

Oofers my goofers

It's like Oh my god! but better. Used mainly when someone made an oof.

Shania: Oh No!!! I ran over an iguana!!

me: OOFERS MY GOOFERS!!

by ixpolotinemi October 15, 2020

tickle my fiddlesticks

A phrase used around a the holidays as an act of seducing one to fulfill your dark desires....

Won't you tickle my fiddlesticks, Santa?

by Slug_Inna_Ditch November 14, 2019

honey on my burger

When a man cums on a woman's vagina.

"I like honey on my burger"

by Lil wonton April 22, 2015

I Shot My Wife

a shitpost Discord server ran by Duarte, best discord server in the world with members like Bliky, Peter Griffin, Mr. Breast and CEO of Wish.cum. it is the best server in the world with emotes and stickers and much much more

Guy 1: have any E-Girl anime servers?
Guy 2: Here *sends I Shot My Wife link*
Guy 1: thanks, my life has changed

by JesperYT October 11, 2023

not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024