"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"
by fallowismallow May 4, 2020
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by WIENE May 4, 2020
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" I dont know much about that guy Alex, he doesnt talk much" "He's just got bent dick energy, hes actually pretty epic"
by Smolpapi May 5, 2020
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that girl made my dick wobble, i don't know what is going on bro. i have two hands and i don't think it's in it.
by bosskid3000 May 8, 2020
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