Roosevelt High School

A place where the bathrooms are just for communal pegging and vaping. Beware of molestation circles roaming the halls during the witching hour, and the block blast addiction problem is running rampant causing the extinction of half of the freshman in just under 4 months due to overdose.

guy 1: I just heard a crackhead came to Roosevelt High School a month ago with some caltrops hoping to breed the

freshman population back to pre-BlockBlast levels.

guy 2: did he succeed?

guy 1: No, sadly their schlongs were too small for repopulation

by Krungleloverla4th February 27, 2025

harrison high school

(kennesaw) high school where 1 out of 10 people are black, and 1 out of every 2 blacks think theyre ghetto but 0% of of those niggers are actually ghetto. youll see the whitest kid living in a big ass house but thinks hes hood, shi youll see a nigga in an even bigger house who thinks hes even more hood. the people that know they aint hood usually end up doing coke at parties anyways so you gotta pick ur poison.

harrison high school is full of bops

by yunin March 3, 2025

Warriner Middle School

The worst place in the world

Warriner Middle School Sucks and is not a fun place to be

by Giggleshitz4000 March 4, 2025

fremont christian school

no one likes it here. everybody bullies u if u make one mistake. if ur the most popular bay area bitch, everybody will piss on u bc they have nothing better to do. no one is honest. everybody lies. hell is a safe haven compared to this place.

i go to fremont christian school

r u a judgemental degenerate
yes

by dhsahdsakldsa March 10, 2025

Ravenwood High School

Shitty school full of bitches who post bible verses but don’t practice what they preach. Friend groups all date eachother. Teachers suck.

“Yo- you go to Ravenwood High school?”
“Yeah that school is full of bops”

by SIGMABOI2007 March 15, 2025

School Lunch

Something that is beyond belief as to how badly it has failed and on how many levels. Something that has been messed up so badly that it could only possibly be compared to David Seymour's New Zealand School Lunch programme.

"Wow, that went badly, didn't it?"
"Yep, it's turned into a real School Lunch"

by chaicow March 16, 2025

Susquehanna Valley High School

A tiny, depressing, horribly constructed high school located in Conklin, New York. It has great music and theatre programs, but a melancholic atmosphere.

Home of the basic white girls who are addicted to snapchat, and immature white boys who pretend they are from the hood, and have an unhealthy obsession with football and mumble rappers.

Most of the teachers and staff are optimistic and lively people, which is strange considering that they live in upstate New York.

"Dude, stfu, your childhood wasn't even that bad."
"I went to Susquehanna Valley High School."
"Oh shit my bad."

by anonymous March 17, 2025