Stroking my shit

Stroking my shit is a other way for a male masterbating.

Male 1. I was up till 3 AM stroking my shit

Male 2. Dang bro. Didn't you do that yesterday too? How has it not fallen of?

Male 1. I'm built different I guess.

by SentoV2 October 14, 2025

Shoot the shit

Synonyms:
Reminisce, catch up, shoot the breeze, chew the fat

I haven't talked to you in a while. It was nice just to shoot the shit for a minute.

by Bill Fitz October 14, 2025

Funnier than shit

The absolute most hilarious thing one can perceive.

Did you see Bryson slip and fall on the ice when he went to go ask his crush out? That was funnier than shit!

by NineEleven October 14, 2025

taking a big shit on them

nutting on my mom is ok

hi mommy i am taking a big shit on them

by sexpornboy October 17, 2025

Ah shit Here we go again

The sentence I say when go to school.

Me: *enters school* Me: Ah shit Here we go again

by Ahadi2011 October 19, 2025

hit-a-shit

whack-a-mole but shitty

hit-a-shit is 12 bucks less!

by GABEBESTX1771 October 19, 2025

shit missle

when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock

bro, stop playing before I shoot my shit missle.

by stretchgod October 21, 2025