destroy school

School should be destroyed, and reason why is because I will kill myself If it isn't

"katie how long is it until lunch?"
"matt, it is 2 whole hours away and it is still morning"
"we need to pass the time without getting caught then!"

Katie and Matt write down their plans for tomorrow and kill 1 hoursworth of time
"it's so boring! katie we need to destroy school!"

by lonelywinter April 15, 2023

School

A place where you can't use the fucking bathroom and have to hold your piss to the point where your bladder explodes open. A place where hell usually breaks out. The place where homework holds you back from everything you've ever wanted to do, but do it anyways so your parents don't kill you.

Mom: How was school today?

Me: It was shit
Mom: What?
Me: It was good
Mom: I see you have 20 missing assignments
Me: Fuck

by balls v421 April 16, 2023

Prince william school

A place to learn
A place to get help
A place to suffer

Prince William school is shit and no one is helping me learn so i suffer

by HannahHav3n April 17, 2023

School Bus

A giant, yellow, evil-looking bus that forces you to go to the concentration camp known as "School".

I survived the School Bus

by IntergalactalEnergy April 18, 2023

school

school is shit :)

school deserves to die

by noelleisbetterthanyou April 18, 2023

plainwell high school

the strangest school you will ever attend. there is a different minute bell every fucking day. and the mascott is a condom brand.

plainwell high school is still FAR better than Otsego High School

by kirbs7427642 April 19, 2023

Sharlston Community School

Sharlston Community school, although officially a school for 4 to 11 year olds, the average pupil age is 42. Sadly due to the deprivation in the area, children are held back each year. Those that fair worst are 17th generation Sharlston related to their brothers, mums, sisters, cousins, dad. It's normal to date the next door neighbour who's probably already their first cousin. They will aspire to one day have their own council house and go to pay weekly sofas for a 3 piece suite. Nutrition is poor so children are often clinically obese, the average child is at least 6 stone over the recommend bmi. The school serves meat pie, turkey dinasours and custard every day, the 5 dehydrated peas in the offal pie count as the 5 a day , the head cook Shazza says she's extremely proud of her healthy wholesome menu. The pta often fund raise, selling raffle tickets, to fund the new roof. Sadly the money is paid maintain the teachers wine fund and to pay off ofsted with no benefit to the school. Lessons are not planned, with Chinese nail beauticians paid peanuts to watch the children while the teachers swan off on school trips to Italy without the children.

I go to sharlston Community school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023