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Slack-Shit

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025
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Dem lil shits

I'm finna move dem lil shits.
by Lil square May 31, 2016
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Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed
One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed
by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023
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EATING SHIT

to categorize someone who is unable to walk due to an athletic defect. Commonly refereed to as "Julieing it". A person generally called Julie G.
Oh did you see Julie eating shit in the parking lot. She is sooo unathletic. Poor her.
by Fluffy Kitty December 13, 2019
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Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!
Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens
by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020
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Flipin its shit

When an object wildly and gayly flips out by means of skeeting in an animal such as humans face to the point where it goes into the state of erection and has cardiac arrest...followed by the arrestment of his gay dick dong.
Dude did you just see that...that bat was flipin its shit
by >?skeet July 22, 2006
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Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011
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