Shit box

A shit box is. Something that doesn’t work

This car is a shit box

by SUMMERARCH December 30, 2019

dog shit snow ball

A snow ball containing hidden dog shit.

Tommy knew that the nuclear option was using a dog shit snow ball.

by autmwnd February 25, 2015

Shit frisbees

Used to express when someone will react poorly, lose their temper, or panic in a given situation.

"Everyone shits frisbees when he walks into the room"
"If I don't get this draft finished by lunchtime my boss is going to shit frisbees"

by BMC_ September 27, 2023

Shit

Stuff that comes out ur ass,
Used to describe something bad or shocking

Holy Shit! Jared just jumped a house naked.
"I walked into a pole" That's shitty (idk best example I can think of :P)
I shit my pants when Jared scared me

by DankPepe May 26, 2016

Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.

Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022

shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

Retarded Fraud Who Pays People To Make It Look Like He Isn't Shit

THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ME! Where as people are going out of their way to make it look like I'm shit for free....

Hym "Elon is a retarded fraud who pays people to make it look like he isn't shit and is rumored to have manufactured his 1# on the Diablo leaderboard (By paying someone to play for him) and got exposed while playing Path Of Exile 2."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025