Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
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Get the good dick energy mug.(Verb) to be played by a person or false persona for the purpose of achieving sexual satisfaction or sadistic cravings. Often used as a desperate attempt to hide something personal, ie. homosexuality.
She realized she had been dicked by her current boyfriend when she found out via text message that he chose his second girlfriend over her.
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Get the Dicking around mug.The word "Dick" when used disparagingly is woefully misinterpreted. Often conflated with words like, Asshole, Jerk, Punk, and a laundry list of other's. It is in fact someone who calls Assholes out on their shit! Dick's are intelligent, quick witted, and uncommonly kind considering how ruthlessly they take down their prey.
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Dick's only appear when provoked by the incessant droppings of words like shit from ass from the ever prevalent steaming turd herds of millions of free range Assholes. Overcome by the powerful compulsion to shut the Asshole down before it shits on everything around.
Dick's always win the argument, because Assholes get fucked and it's the Dick's that do the fuckin'.
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