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A Work Wank

A work wank is a term used to when an individual masturbates during work/paid hours.
Andy: "Got a little horny so had a work wank, do it on their time and get paid"
by foshoure May 31, 2020
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Working Boys'd

tgwdlm version of a Rick Roll, where you end up reading all the names of the Working Boys; Henry, Greg and Steve and Stu and Mark and Leighton and . . . Chad
Markets are crashing and I'm at the edge of my wits
I just can't take it
When all I want to do
Is spend the day with Greg . . . And Steve . . . And Stu . . . And Mark . . . And Leighton . . . And Chad

Me: ha-ha you just got Working Boys'd

(Credit: StarKid - The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals)
by SkyWarrior365 January 4, 2021
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Work

Are you coming to the party? We doing lines of work
by angvlo August 4, 2017
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Oh no baby that ain’t going to work

As phrase used by the one and only Adlina Cedillo-Silva usually used to make clear or prove a point.
Girl tried to shake her ass but was flat”oh no baby that ain’t going to work”.
by Theoneandonlyallison November 25, 2020
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warm-up work

Refers to comparatively short intervals of labor that you perform in one of two situations:
(1) Where you are dreading an impending "big job" that involves strenuous and/or disgusting labor, and so you perform a less-disagreeable task beforehand to sort of "break yourself in gently" so that the upcoming drudgery won't be such a traumatic shock to your mind and body.
(2) Where a necessary task is tiring, discouraging, boring, aggravating, etc., and so you would much rather play video games or surf the Web, instead of performing said menial torture. So what you do is to "compromise" --- you do indeed go ahead and push the "power" button on your computer or PlayStation, but then you go off and perform some of the disagreeable task while your entertainment-equipment is booting up; you would still have to wait those few minutes before beginning your fun with the equipment, anyway, and so it doesn't feel quite so "yucky" to hammer away at the exhausting ordeal for those same few minutes; it also makes you feel more productive during that period than just numbly twiddling your thumbs while waiting for your equipment to be ready to use.
As a physically/mentally-infirm bachelor living alone, I find that warm-up work is a real life-saver for many necessary tasks that I might otherwise find excessively discouraging or exhausting, such as hanging out clothes on the line or cleaning up around the yard. I also often Swiss-cheese the job --- working a little of the chore, then taking a break to play on the computer for a few, then going back to tackle the cranky task for a little longer, then checking out a few more humorous/cute Facebook posts, and so on.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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work wine

A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.

(Not to be confused with Work Whine)
"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."

"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."
by BobMonkhouseJnr February 27, 2007
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Working Jonesboro

A phrase used to explain to your boss, that after taking off the previous Thursday-Friday, you also need the following Wednesday-Sunday off because you may not have the skills necessary for the current job.
“Oh man…I need another week off to go start Working Jonesboro to gain a MA-1 A tier victory
by Stephen McFolluo April 8, 2024
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