Workative 

A person who is workative is very responsible for his work and likes do it, ans yet it is Not a workaholic. A workative person produces more energy than it consumes, and can finish his work in a timely meaner.

He is so workative! Lets all be workative.

Workative by Nanka - Sladuranka February 4, 2010

Pre-Workout-Poop 

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.

John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.

Pre-Workout-Poop by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers) 

the office equivalent of the disgruntled coffee shop employee

Intelligent underachievers who feel their work environments are suppressive and prevent them from realizing their full creative potential.

CROWs (Cornered Rabid Office Workers) by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

the unnaquainted postal worker 

This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.

A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.

A : That's fucked up, you need help.

B : It helps me sleep.

A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.

the unnaquainted postal worker by ziggabrap July 9, 2009

working for the man 

Performing a task, manual labor, or any type of assigned duty for a stupid, spineless, gutless, lazy, selfserving, douchebags, worthless, anal retentive, unappreciative, disrespectful person or organization for money.

Dude, are you still working for the man? Man, don't let the man get you down!

working for the man by Chear55 June 24, 2014

Keynes Worker 

An individual often seen in IT departments who desperately try to create work (usually resource allocation, request routing and approval related) in an attempt to give importance to whatever they are doing and preserve their jobs.

We have a huge flab of Keynes workers in our organization.

Keynes Worker by ashishram April 20, 2009

co-worker 

Dim-witted pieces of shit you must be with at work.

"Who is he?"---Oh, that is just one of my co-workers.

co-worker by vernon dutton January 20, 2004