Self Bidet

When someone with a penis aims said penis up towards their rectum to wash away any remaining poo.

I was out of toilet paper and had to use the old self bidet

by Segman farts March 4, 2023

Self-discounted

Having the feeling of someone breaking inside of your house

And you can’t defend yourself because you’re too aware and scared.

Oh no I feel self-discounted

by GHXSTRXDER October 8, 2023

Self Uteral Destruction

When a female (more commonly young less experienced stupid chick) does or knowingly lets others do freaky

stuff with her vaginal regions that could potentially cause harm. Generally sexual in nature. In most cases alcohol or other recreational drugs could be involved.

“Becky needs to chill out! There’s a difference between A one night stand and sleeping with the whole bar plus there mom too! It’s like she’s stuck in Self Uteral Destruction mode....”

by RhianneSaurusRex June 6, 2018

Abused Radioator Steam Birthmark Oppurtunity Of Self-Discovery

Abused Radioator Steam Birthmark Oppurtunity Of Self-Discovery

Abused Radioator Steam Birthmark Oppurtunity Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025

Self-defacating

A genre of humour, by which someone shits all over themselves as a matter of strategy to avoid merited criticism for their job performance by seeking a mercy-fuck from would be supervisors

Not to be confused with self-deprecating humour which can be socially valued as a means of honest emotional communication of vulnerability to enrich a forum for discussion - rather than for seeking to preempt or curtail it.

Mr. Little Shit, the head of fundraising, was using his self-defacating sense of humour to avoid imposition of reporting requirements or performance indicators..

by The Real Buklau April 4, 2025

self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018