The Bluey-weed Paradox

The paradox that results when one smokes or otherwise inhales cannabis then, as a full grown adult, proceeds to watch children shows all the while claiming it is an adult show, despite the show being designed for toddlers.
"My buddy keeps watching Bluey and smoking weed! He's fallen for the Bluey-weed paradox."
by Dr15$ November 13, 2023
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davids weed

bad tasting kind of weed, usually grown outside.
Peter: Ayo bro! I got Davids weed
Andrew: Ew man, I wouldnt even roll this shit for my pig!
by hnusnejvenkac December 30, 2021
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Tainted weed

Marijuana laced with other drugs such as pcp, dmt. Etc.
I was buggin out last night man!
That kid gave me tainted weed!
by CHAINsmoker June 16, 2014
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shanking weeds

What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.
Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!
by some nonce January 09, 2018
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weed pussies

this weed is so fire look at those weed pussies
by tqles March 14, 2021
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Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.
by MisterGnu October 29, 2024
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weed

I love weed
by Alex Peelcock October 31, 2021
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