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meat cookie

After eating Taco Bell, Shana baked up a mean batch of meat cookies.
by Uhlyssah February 26, 2008
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meat curl

The act of masterbating while building muscle mass on your good arm.
"Call me back later, I got sets of meat curls left."
"I'm doing meat curls to this flick"
"My right arm is getting swole from these meat curls"
by shortmeat November 30, 2011
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meat turbine

when the partner completes a 360 while the male's penis is inside his partner's butt.
hey did you catch that meat turbine Jake and Phil just did!?
by phil and jake December 2, 2013
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meat loafers

What a devout vegan sees when she spots your leather shoes.
She had fallen for his whole 'I'm so kind to animals' thing. On their first date, happily sharing Impossible Burgers with him, she dropped her fork. At floor level, she saw his feet. "Hypocrite!" she screamed. Are those vegan leather? No! You are wearing meat loafers!" She grabbed her phone, unfriended him, and stalked off. Needing some comfort food, he signaled the waiter for a bacon cheeseburger.
by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020
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re-meat

(V) To eat meat again. Normally used when referring to a vegetarian joining the ranks of carnivores again.
"I am so sick of Tofu, I need some bacon."

"Dude, time to re-meat"
by aquinn11 March 25, 2010
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Meat Battleship

A sexual contest where two or more people battle to the death on a waterbed with their meat cannons a.k.a. penises.
When i went down to the strip club there were 2 Meat Battleships going on.
by meatcannons101 November 22, 2011
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Meat gobbler

A female or sometimes a male. that is high on drugs, that does not care who's dick, what dick, what it looks like type of dick, diseased or not dick, old dick, young dick ugly dick, nice dick, your dick, my dick, the homeless crazy man's dick. As long as it's a dick he or she can touch, suck, or insert.
Ugh there's Tiffany, she's such a penis gobbler.

She was so high! that nasty penis gobbler didn't notice the bumps on that tweakers dick.

She/he is such a meat gobbler they pay for drugs and to gobbler that dick.
by GotIt87 May 9, 2020
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