toilet curds

toilet curds are formed after you have a long night with your significant other (you know what i mean) and you feel like your poo cannot come out so you sit in the toilet and it doesnt come out so you twerk on the mirror and finally you sit back on the toilet and little curds of cornbread start pouring out and finally you call your dad and he comes to help.

last night i had so much fun with my grandma (you know what i mean) that i got toilet curds this morning, well this afternoon cause i slept in till 3;00

by bummy holey January 29, 2018

toilet run

A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.

Holy shit! How did he pull that off?
I know right? That was a real toilet run.

by phlogchamp September 11, 2021

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.

Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.

by An egg's brain March 21, 2020

sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toilet

this is a alpha sigma defintion that we do not like to talk about. it scares me because it is so cool! i love using this word, and if your a confused parent, walk into your kids room and say this word to them! they will love you for life!

i am a sussy baka grimace shake only in ohio rizzler skibidi toilet

by andrew tates toilet. January 5, 2024

Toilet Teabag

"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."

- John McGovern

"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"

by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021

skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet

me: whoever moves first is gay
sussy caseoh: can I get a hoyaaaa
me: sus gay!
skibidi toilet: fein fein fein
gurt: gurt
hawk tuah: spit on that thing

by cheetosshi October 16, 2025

skibidi toilet

1. A series created by Alexey Gerasimov that contains videos of toilet heads fighting camera people

2. A terrible creation that plays a part in ruining future generations and providing "brain rot" content

3. Something no one should ever watch

I never play with Timmy because he loves skibidi toilet

by Quandale Dontavion III Jr. May 6, 2024