Rule 1129

Rule 1129 states that anything and everything can exist on the online shopping site Aliexpress. Doesn't matter how ridiculous or obscure, as long as you can think of it, it will most definitely be sold on Aliexpress.

'1129' comes from converting the letters in "A", "l", and "i" into its corresponding ordinal number of the Alphabet.
Dude 1: Tf, apparently Aliexpress is a treasure trove for furry costumes
Dude 2: That's nothing compared to what I had found one time. I was bored out of my mind so I looked up gold toilet on Aliexpress and actually found this insane fancy toilet made of 24K gold!!! And it sold for like two grand.
Dude 3: Damn, that's some rule 1129 right there
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golden rule

For older gentlemen, always going to the bathroom to urinate before leaving home, work, etc.
Cliff always observes the golden rule before going anywhere.
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Rule 40

Kenjito: Simmilar to Rule 34, it states "if it exists, it is someones fetish"

longcat: Rule 40, newfag
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Rule 34

If it exists, there is or will be porn of it... also responible for creating pedophiles
Ten year old:*(Google) Rule 34*
*enter*
Ten year old: OH MY GOD!!!
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ja rule

who?
ja
he's madhhafuckin pussy.See Hail Mary
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Rule 43

Rule #43 of No Nut November (3N) states that nutting is permitted as long as it on another individual. This is especially true if done to show dominance.
Person 1 - “Kyle said you nutted on him, bro, you failed No Nut November.”
Person 2 - “No, bro, not according to Rule 43.”
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Rule of Queers

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men
The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.
by Überschwanz April 22, 2006
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