Shit-miking

Shitposting by means of micspamming in a conference call.

We were having a pleasant time in the call yesterday, until this douchebag started shit-miking and making people leave.

by Nazo-baka July 24, 2016

Mike

The mightiest simp out there. He is the guy that would simp for anything, and by that I mean ANYTHING. Watch out people, he is known for his multisimping talents and usually triggers the WeirdChamp train.

You're dead to me, Mike.

by KappaG March 30, 2020

Mike Darden

Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..

Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden

by Kappa Sugma November 26, 2018

Mike

The smelliest person in the world

That mike is so smelly

by Bocaj101 February 15, 2022

Marinara Mike

A marinara Mike is similar to a wet Willy. The only difference is that the finger is dipped into marinara sauce instead of one’s mouth.

I just gave bill a massive marinara Mike

by ImALasagnaHog November 7, 2020

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

mike

gay ass bitch cum slut bitch

mike is a gay ass bitch cum slut bitch and wants kakashi to finger his ass

by mewtwo00oooo November 28, 2021