Michael Kalin

A badass typically in his 40s

He is such a Michael Kalin

by Lllllllllloolllll March 31, 2019

Michael Jackson

Hee hee

Joe: hi Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson: hee hee

by Nigger faggot's torture center September 9, 2020

Michael Jordania

The son of Michael Jordan and Sponge Bob, adopted by the "U was at the club" meme guy.
A very powerful and attractive being who wonders the universe at all times. He's considered to be the suns son, also known for transforming and becoming the answers and prayers to all our questions.

"I fucked your mom last night as if I were Michael Jordania"

by Urko_The_Beast_Slayer34 March 4, 2022

michael whorton

hes a special type of amphibian with long sweat pearls to show for it. He shines bright around his peoples and always knows when to jack, has a mad foot fetish and always wants dong

Starts to jack, wow your using the Michael Whorton technigue

by yung cuck clicker May 8, 2019

Michael Paul

Looking for souls

Michael Paul he wants to use the native people so he can go ahead and be strong

by EVE11111 June 5, 2023

The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.

My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael is a man who is well liked by many. He doesn’t have many enemies and avoids most confrontations. Don’t take his kindness for weakness because once he gets angry he can be a strong force to deal with. He has a high sex drive and loves the ladies. The ladies find him charming and caring and attracted to his eyes and lips. If one is in need Jan-Michael is always available to help.

When you see Jan-Michael, tell him has a friend in me.

by Sincere2323 November 23, 2021