Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025

Jimmy Turner

A premeditation to a felony for greasing your ex girlfriends breaks

He gave his ol’ lady a Jimmy Turner and we ain’t seen her since

by WetBiscuitMunchin April 4, 2022

Jimmy

Dick

Jerk on his jimmy

by RonaldmcdonaldtheIII November 29, 2019

Jimmy John’d

A sexual threesome, or ménage á trois, involving two overweight men and a third thin or athletic person who is sandwiched between the other two.

I got Jimmy John’d by the two fat dudes at the party.

by Darthfather December 7, 2025

Jimmy

Slang for penis, (usually small) used in Ohio.

His jimmy was swollen to an astonishing length of 3 inches

by 8bitfrenzy January 3, 2019

Jimmy

A guy that seems cute and nice but turns out to be a complete dissapointment and player. Only talks to girls and starts many roumors about them. A guy that makes you think "I'mma throw a party when he dies"

I met a total player at the mall yesterday

Wow was his name Jimmy?!

by Heyy ima bitch May 17, 2018

Jimmy Buffeting

Regular, and often painful, oscillation of the male gonads most often caused by sexual intercourse.

He was rogering her so hard, he got a severe case of Jimmy Buffeting.

by Erwin Buzz November 18, 2016