This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.
Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"
by KristopherWindsor May 14, 2011
by JackieChanThumbsUp January 16, 2011
by baby cool whip man December 08, 2010
''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''
''cool story blow''
''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''
''cool story blow''
''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''
''cool story blow''
''cool story blow''
''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''
''cool story blow''
''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''
''cool story blow''
by MozeleyBaby November 22, 2010
Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.
OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!
by YesimaCookie December 18, 2016
Cool points awarded during a quarantine when a radical t-shirt is purchased. For example, If the shirt reads something funny like "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!" then approx. 888 cool points shall be awarded.
888 Quarantine cool points have been awarded to you my friend because that shirt that says "My quarantine routine is simple. I wake up and go insane!".
by Random Dad May 18, 2020