life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

A Date with Cristofori

When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.

Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.

Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.

by memusic March 12, 2012

Ambush Date

An ambush date happens when you're on a date with someone, and unexpectedly their friends, family members, or children show up, expecting to join the date and have you cover all the expenses.

I recently went on a date with a girl I met online, and she pulled an ambush date on me when a couple of her friends showed up, ordered food and drinks, and assumed I would cover the bill for everything.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 5, 2025

Date

The action of going out with someone, for any activity (mostly to get to know each other), and then denying that it was a real date.

He didn't take me on a date ! It was a friendly outing between fFRIENDS.

by TheVeryRealDictionary June 24, 2019

stag date

When Two Single People Attend An Event Together...But Are Stag

Would you like to be my stag date for our Christmas party??

by StagDates December 13, 2017

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 25, 2025

Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heightened making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting while cooking can ultimately take it to a more passionate level.

Danielle: I brought some sexy lingerie for my date with Jaylen tonight.

Bree: Sexy lingerie for a date?

Danielle: Jaylen and I are having a pajama cooking date instead of a cooking date.

Bree: Wearing sexy lingerie will definitely give your date an added sex factor.

by Starving Artist246 April 14, 2025