Zero Sperm September

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.

Derrick: “Heyo! Did you fail Zero Sperm September yet?
Andy: “Nope! Still going strong!”

by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023

aerial sperm diffusion

aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.

Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.

by Bloopure April 1, 2024

Auschwitz Sperm Bank

When there is one man and 10 or more jewish women in a sauna and the man cums on the sauna rocks turning his semen into a gass impregnating all the women in the sauna

Today I went to a Auschwitz Sperm Bank I hope I dont have to pay too much child support to those big nose penny pinching bitches

by CP master December 8, 2024

Vegas Sperm Clinic

A lady of the night

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways

by Ethabmen May 28, 2025

Vegas Sperm Clinic

A prostitute

Went to a Vegas Sperm Clinic and got my shit shlonked sideways and upside down

by Ethabmen May 28, 2025

Captain Sperm

A name for a person who contributes or produces too much sperm from gooning to femboys

Bro's Captain Sperm

by Hamedmaid August 19, 2025

marked as sperm

"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".

A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:

john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD

(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)

by Suzy Clemens April 8, 2010