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faux snow 

A term meaning "for sure", used by white hip-hop listeners with blocked noses.
"Yo, you still got a cold?"
"Faux snow, ho."
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Texas snow plow 

the act of cumming to ones large hat then putting the hat on a partner's face the hitting the back of the hat,(to squash it) to cover the persons face in the contents.
she wasn't very good in bed so i gave her a Texas snow plow instead.
Texas snow plow by pantsman40 March 13, 2011

michigan snow plow 

when you are nailing a chick from behind, and u knock her arms out from under her, and she face plants into the bed
michigan snow plow by abe owner September 30, 2008

Make it snow 

1.) Make it rain but with diamonds or cocaine.

2.) To obtain magical elsa powers from watching Frozen to much.
Guy in hood 1: Yo homie make it snow up in here!
Guy in hood 2: Okay Bruh *Turns into black Elsa*
Make it snow by Popcorn15922 January 24, 2015

Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!