Rule 1129

Rule 1129 states that anything and everything can exist on the online shopping site Aliexpress. Doesn't matter how ridiculous or obscure, as long as you can think of it, it will most definitely be sold on Aliexpress.

'1129' comes from converting the letters in "A", "l", and "i" into its corresponding ordinal number of the Alphabet.

Dude 1: Tf, apparently Aliexpress is a treasure trove for furry costumes
Dude 2: That's nothing compared to what I had found one time. I was bored out of my mind so I looked up gold toilet on Aliexpress and actually found this insane fancy toilet made of 24K gold!!! And it sold for like two grand.
Dude 3: Damn, that's some rule 1129 right there

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 12, 2021

golden rule

For older gentlemen, always going to the bathroom to urinate before leaving home, work, etc.

Cliff always observes the golden rule before going anywhere.

by Mountain Swamp December 25, 2006

Rule 40

newfags don't know what rule 36 is

Kenjito: Simmilar to Rule 34, it states "if it exists, it is someones fetish"

longcat: Rule 40, newfag

by sethkasketch December 26, 2008

Rule 34

If it exists, there is or will be porn of it... also responible for creating pedophiles

Ten year old:*(Google) Rule 34*
*enter*
Ten year old: OH MY GOD!!!

by Burkus March 14, 2009

ja rule

who?
ja
he's madhhafuckin pussy.See Hail Mary

you aint a killa you a pussy.

by daBlueMelody May 23, 2004

Rule of Queers

a rule of the universe that states that hot women will appear even hotter if they associate with gay men and said rule is used by such women to attract straight men

The Rule of Queers explains why all my lady friends hang around gay guys.

by Überschwanz May 3, 2006

Rule 43

Rule #43 of No Nut November (3N) states that nutting is permitted as long as it on another individual. This is especially true if done to show dominance.

Person 1 - “Kyle said you nutted on him, bro, you failed No Nut November.”
Person 2 - “No, bro, not according to Rule 43.”

by Can I get a McPick 2 November 5, 2018