Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

Crestview Poo

When you make a donkey poop in toothpaste, and then throw it at people

Pete made me angry, so I made some Crestview Poo and threw it in his car

by Johndawatthebomb.com January 27, 2021

Poo jokester

11 year old who loves his sibling sexually and thinks he is funny by saying poo jokes and has 1 friend which doesn’t really count because it is his brother and he has another friend who is a chipmunk so that doesn’t count either bye poo jokester

Stop being a poo jokester

by Fairy dinkelberry April 29, 2022

Poo Dick

A guy who fucks another guy in the ass and gets fecal matter on his penis.

Boy are you some sort of a poo dick fuckin guys in the ass.

by Jomac1227 February 14, 2019

pebble poo

The most disappointing poo a man can take it takes for ever for what nothing just a few pebbles sitting in the toilet looking at you leaving you more disappointed than your father.

I took a pebble poo and it took 30 minutes

by noah cucullu linden January 18, 2022

boopy poo

boop the poo

do u wanna get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020

poo helmet

The odour of the tip of the men's reproductive genitial after the act of sex and left unwashed for 24 hours at least

Sweet Jesus I can smell your poo helmet from the toilet cubicle next door

by Dayboi May 29, 2016