hanging-pickles

A term used to describe the act of hanging out with no real intention or conviction of doing anything substantial.
It is derived from the process of 'pickling' a vegetable which is a long but not very laborious procedure i.e. pickling cabbage to get Kimchi.

*Commonly used in parts of North Western Europe.

Pacino: Hey Joe is there any sort of fun/activities happening today?

Joe: No, zilch to do.... I'm so bored.

Pacino: Wanna go up the road and sit in the park?

Joe: Yeah! I'm up for hanging-pickles.

Pacino: Let me just grab my jacket.

by Butch Cassidy's Sundance Kid May 15, 2014

Dead as a pickle

Dead as shit.

Dude old man Jenkins is dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

big green pickle stick

the term for a inflamed D*ck that has a green or yellow skin color from infection

Yea she really freaked out when she laid eyes on his big green pickle stick.

by yeeyeepapaw123 November 6, 2014

Pickled

To stoned to count or to drunk to walk

That dude is pickled

by Stony Pete February 22, 2015

Test Pickle

When a virgin girl (or non virgin, bi, or lesbian) wants to know what a dick feels like so she proceeds to use a cucumber and after it is used it has white fuzz on it. Thus the test pickle.

I was at Jessica's house and found a test pickle under her bed! She must be desperate.

by Steffan Fischer March 18, 2015

Pickle Fuck

That moment when you insert a cucumber into a female's vagina and it comes out as a pickle.

Ben only pickle fucks his wife on the third Saturday of each month.

by wafflefuck March 20, 2015

Pickle Raffle

Place where people of the gay nature tend to congregate and exchange various sexual favors for compensation.

Having struck out at the bar John went to the pickle raffle up the road for a quickie.

by FredSanford819 March 30, 2015