penis envy

A very funny random phrase to yell out during a quiet or tense moment. Best results when said quickly. The moment decides wether it sould be said loud or quiet.

-Now let us pray for this delicious turkey dinner...

- ...Penis envy (quietly)



- I told you to be home before dark. And you diliberatly disobeyed me. What do you have to say for yourself?

- PENIS ENVY! (loudly)

by A Friend of Ramous July 19, 2005

Curious penis

A bisexual penis that is interested in both vagina's and anuses (male love holes).

"I just got bummed by a curious penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Trump's Penis

A small white dot on Trump's groin. Needs microscope to see.

I can't see Trump's penis very well, I might need a 400X microscope to observe it.

by Raging Consumer July 30, 2016

italian penis

that shit above this definition is true and all the girls kno it italians are hung like horses

I, Paul am huge! I have an italian penis. But sorry ladies I'm taken.

by Paul DeVito III July 12, 2004

concave penis

Female genitalia. Ussually belonging to the chick who lives with four frat boys and isn't overly offended by the constant mangled vagina, donkey fluffing, or XTREME(yes, you have to pronounce it with enthusiasm) hand-job references. Also may have mastered the art of vagina shadow puppets.

My concave penis is bigger than yours.

by Banana Wiggles December 14, 2008

Smelly Penis

The result of playing World of Warcraft for 40 hours straight. Go wash it, man! It smells when you sleep in your boxers! Caused by a lot of smegma.

My penis is smelling cheesy after not showering for 1 month. I have a smelly penis!

by shigshwa March 16, 2009

Penis Receptacle

n: a vagina, anus or mouth

Timmy slid his dick into her warm wet penis receptacle. After a few medium paced strokes Timmy switched to the tighter penis receptacle and then proceeded to nut all over her last penis receptacle.

by Trees DT November 29, 2009