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Short

you
by joejoerefference October 30, 2021
mugGet the Shortmug.

Short

Yo dude you’re so short
No I’m fun sized
You’re even shorter than Tessa what do you mean
by MontgomereySallow February 15, 2020
mugGet the Shortmug.

PS-GB Shorts

GaMiNg cOmEdIaNs
'treasure wars... fu…' - PS-GB Shorts
by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021
mugGet the PS-GB Shortsmug.

Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.
"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"
by Just Haru November 2, 2025
mugGet the Shorts Chimeramug.

short

not tall
if you are under 6' you are short:

riley is a short hot cheetos girl
by londonfriedpigeon January 3, 2021
mugGet the shortmug.

national kiss short people day

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
mugGet the national kiss short people daymug.

National Make Tall People Short Day

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
mugGet the National Make Tall People Short Daymug.

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