sneeze job

When you sneeze into someone's balls.

Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job

by tacotacogggg August 23, 2016

water job

A blow job that is done in the pool

Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a water job

by Mark Cruz September 28, 2013

Buffalo Job

A hand job given to a guy after he takes a girl out to a sports bar and they eat Buffalo Wings together. After the date she gives the guy a hand job with left over sauce on her fingers giving the guy a burning sensation. You deserve it for taking her on a date to a sports bar.

Last night we went to that sports bar and I totally got a Buffalo Job after. It was great, I purposefully used up all the napkins at dinner to get a better burn.

by Full Stanley November 29, 2011

Job off

Job off as to Apple products as Jack off to pornography

"Dude, I am totally going to Job Off over Siri tonight"
"SIRI, Job me off......"
"Psycotherapists can be found at the following......"

by damaxta November 29, 2011

Mic Job

After a concert you take a man's dick and use it as microphone.

"Dude! You won't believe it! Tiffany gave me a Mic job after that Maroon 5 concert."

by Ettezoj February 25, 2019

bridge job

An act of sexual intercourse in which an individual licks another’s taint. (The bridge between either the dick/vagina and the butthole)

Mrs. Carter loves bridges. So much so, that her favorite sex act is having a bridge job where she is rimmed and licked on the taint.

by Professor Queef July 19, 2018

walk job

walk job when a man sits in a bathtub and puts just the head of his dick above water he then grabs a fly and pulls its wings off and places it on his dick head. the fly will walk around the edge of the water

i was taking a bath when a fly flew close enough to me that had the rare chance to perform a walk job on myself.

by barfupious July 11, 2022