Fuzzy Noodle

A Fuzzy Noodle is an example of a nickname comparing animals to noodles

In this case a Ferret
Also see Danger Noodle

Me:Look at this fuzzy noodle I just got!
You:a what?
Me:a fuzzy noodle

by Dragon0f0range January 17, 2020

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.

"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."

by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020

crispy noodle

A Chinese origin person that just got totally busted or found out for wrong doing.

Tony: So why happened to Wong?

Kenneth: They round our it was him, he’s ended up a Crispy Noodle

by Hello fella August 2, 2020

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.

They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!

by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020

Forest Noodle

A colloquial term for dem asian type mushrooms what look like noodles from afar.

Laura called those Enoki mushrooms "forest noodles" last night when we were porking.

by DinduEnuff September 25, 2020

Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.

Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.

by epjkb October 5, 2020