Sewer Monkey

An absolutely atrocious smelling human that is too stupid to take a bath and is also lacking common curtesy.

“Holy shit he smells.” “Yeah what a lil fuckin Sewer Monkey.”

by Not_A_SewerMonkey September 5, 2020

monkey guarding

1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.

2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.

3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.

1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.

2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.

3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.

by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010

Monkey Month

Black history month.

Every February is monkey month.

by Smokey78 February 22, 2011

spud monkey

Dropping a fat shit or rippin ass

Man I just dropped a fat spud monkey

by ratty316 December 30, 2020

P Monkey

P Monkey.

Anything and everything irritating you, leading to prolonged ranting when drunk.

The act of drunkenly becoming increasingly irritated until one starts issuing fatwahs.

"After a few bottles Dave becomes a real P Monkey, laying into everything that is wrong with the world"

by Charles Chap February 26, 2010

frosty monkey

the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.

I heard that Jorge once gave Erin a frosty monkey.

by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008

syrup monkey

When a guy pulls a girls ears as he cums on her face.

I gave that Asian hooked a total syrup monkey last night!

by Shae wrote this shit March 9, 2015