Mexican Cheese Farmer 

A mexican cheese farmer is a mexican man/woman who harvests the smegma of every man he/she meets.

"Did you see that mexican cheese farmer last night?"
"yeah he came and took my smeg this morning"

Mexican Cheese Farmer by Smudgeeee September 22, 2009

Mexican Cigarettes 

Slag for cannabis

"Mexican cigarettes - Cigarettes from Mexico!"
"Fred is off his head from too many mexican cigarettes!"

Mexican Cigarettes by Green Id Monster March 4, 2010

mexican cruise

when you and some brohans cant find anywhere to party so you drive around and get schwasted preferrably on some backroad perfect for cruisin.

yo broski not shits poppin tonite so lets hit up a mexican cruise on OJ.

mexican cruise by moemike March 6, 2011

mexican push-up

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a Bud Light Lime with a shot of tequila.

Guy- "Man, how'd you get so drunk last night?"
Gal- "It must have been the Mexican push-ups."

mexican push-up by brovay April 28, 2011

Mexican flatscreen

The method of taking an oversized flatscreen T.V, and cutting a large sized hole in your wall(big enough to fit the T.V) and putting the T.V in the wall. Giving the apperance of a large flatscreen T.V.

Person 1: Dude do you remember that oversized flatscreen T.V in my garage.

Person 2: Ya.

Person 1: Just turned it into a Mexican flatscreen yesterday.

Person 2: ?

Mexican flatscreen by steve gates2013 October 27, 2011

Mexican Deadbolt 

Leaning a chair at an angle up against a door so no one can get in from the outside

I can't get in to Pedro's methlab, he's got the Mexican Deadbolt on

Mexican Deadbolt by Texas Haz August 25, 2011

Mexican Laundry 

Doing your laundry in the kitchen sink rather then the dishwasher.

Steve: Ahh shit I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

Joe: No worries just Mexican Laundry it in the sink with some dish soap.

Mexican Laundry by Nattys July 31, 2012