Matthew

Dumb and not a friendlyperson

Matthew is dumb

by Jack dumb heart September 25, 2020

Matthew Haydon

Thick af, bowl cut, prob gay and has a massive cultural dot on his forehead

Matthew Haydon is pretty bad at 2k

by C men October 1, 2020

Matthew

The one who talks about porridge and rock pigeons

Matthew loves coke

by Menloveboobs October 9, 2020

Matthew

Hebrew for Gods gift to women.

Oh girl I started seeing this guy named Matthew. He's a gift from God.

by The Matthew October 17, 2020

Matthew

A tall blonde Gyrosexual apparently

Matthew! Stop drinking the green liquid hand wash in a sexual way!

by hollowknightenjoyer July 7, 2022

Matthew

A very cute guy who loves to make you laugh and can take his joke too far sometimes but he always finds a way to make someone laugh

Guy 1: Do you know who I like?
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: I like Matthew

by Hurricane 560 July 9, 2022

Matthew Dave

he makes great saves and never shaves

matthew dave has a porn hub account

by devo.jay July 11, 2022