Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.

Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."

by 50,000 Bees In A Trenchcoat March 6, 2024

Male Feminist Pig

A man who has engaged in womanizing, philandering, or exploiting power imbalances in personal relationships with women, yet genuinely advocates for women's rights, champions feminist causes, or highlights the challenges women face in society. The term nods to "male chauvinist pig," juxtaposing problematic personal behavior with authentic public advocacy for gender equality.

Despite his history of questionable relationships, the professor was a male feminist pig, tirelessly advocating for equal pay and amplifying women's voices in academia.

by Raquel de la Roche July 16, 2025

High Abatement Male

A high-abatement individual who maximises utility with no regard for traditional social norms or the expectations of others, embodying a unique blend of enigmatic confidence and self-reliant independence. These specific breeds are known to consume copious amounts of long blacks and almond gold. The leader of this developed breed is known as Robert Stakelberg who was last seen with a cigar and whiskey in hand leaving the economics faculty. These high abatement males are often mistaken for the Rizz King who some say have never been seen in the same room together. Skilled in Macroeconomics, Microeconomics and Policy analysis whilst specialising in the art of big chillin.

Hey buddy, you're clearly not a high abatement male. That was a high abatement move.

by High Abatement God September 14, 2023

Alpha Male

Said unironically by submissive femboys who want to be anally destroyed by oiled up BBC.

"I like men."
"You're such an alpha male. There's nothing more manly than liking other men." *enters a passionate 10 hour long threesome*

by Afro-Chan January 17, 2024

Male it

To push yourself into the ideal male image.

The guy who posed for that statue really said to male it.

by ChaoticNeutral90skid June 6, 2023

Oscar Male

A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!

Bruv I met an Oscar Male today

Wow, I heard he aaaaaaah

by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022

soft white male

White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.

I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.

by TheFleeceMan July 4, 2025